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IC Status

Location: An uninhabited organic planet
Alignment: Decepticon

M!A

Medieval AU; 1 week

OOC Notice

(( Just a heads up, I’m about to go pick my friend up, and she’s gonna be staying here a couple days, so I don’t know how much I’ll be around on here! I’ll for sure be back by Friday, though! If I’m not on til then, I’ll talk to you all later c: ))

One Was Enough

coldbloodedcopter:

Great how did he get lost in a ship he just flew? Well he didn’t exactly explore this thing before taking off in it, just went straight to the control room and took off. He stops in the halls hearing something, or someone… How the frag did someone get in here so fast?

But hearing Blast off’s voice perked his rotors up. Could it be… really Blast off? Only one way to find out. Instead of answering back he begins to fast walk to the other’s position. Oh please let it be good news, he was sick of dealing with Swindle by himself.

Once turning the final corner and seeing the other he stops. Almost to speechless to say anything for a few seconds. "Holy slag."

Instead of answering him, the other bot just seemed to be heading towards his position. Well, they had another thing coming if they thought-

Wait, was that-?

"Vortex?" Blast Off asked aloud, once the other bot had come into view. "How the slag did you get here?" 

Vortex wasn’t anywhere near as fast as Blast Off in their alt modes. How had the copter beat him here? Onslaught had only just ordered the others to begin making their way to this location. 

Blast Off lowered his arm, narrowing his optics. “You’re a Vortex from a different universe, aren’t you?” He was beginning to share his teammates’ sentiments of disliking the multiverse.

cloakandclaws:

"OH! HI!" Distort gladly greeted. He shot his hand to the predacon’s neck, shaking the plate to get her attention. This caused her to stare down at him with an annoyed look before taking a step away, out of his reach. She did not need him to show her something she could plainly hear and see. Sometimes…just sometimes she wanted to whack him upside his helm. One day…

"Yes! And sounds good! We’ll be there!" He was about to run out when Onslaught started talking again. The mech quickly moved back to the terminal, listening to the combaticon leader. He wasn’t pleased? Well that was okay. Once he saw it was just him and Tripwire he’d be okay. "I guess we don’t have to worry about that then! It’s just Trip and me, she’s very weary of others and prefers it just being us. At least for now! But who knows!" He grinned. 

"But we’ll see you out there! Okay!" With that he ended the conversation and rushed out. Distort dashed out of the ship, stopping only at a midway point. He had left the predacon in the dust. But she was in no rush.

"Primus…Unicron…whoever. Give me strength.." She groaned before turning and heading out. It didn’t take her too long to leave the ship and head over to the midway point.

Onslaught shook his helm as Distort replied excitedly. He could see why Vortex had taken an interest in him; he had a childish naivety about him that Vortex obviously hoped to get some entertain out of.

Well, this meeting was happening whether he liked it or not. After the call ended, Onslaught made his way out of the ship. The other Combaticons were already outside, but still gathered close to the entrance of the ship. They appeared to be arguing in hushed voices. Well, they appeared to be ganging up on Vortex, actually. 

Before he could question them, Blast Off caught his optic. The flier wordlessly jerked his helm in the direction away from their ship. Onslaught looked to where he had indicated.

… a predacon? One of them was a predacon?

Onslaught returned his glare to Vortex, who was quick to defend himself, “I didn’t know! Distort didn’t say anything about her bein’ a fraggin’ predacon!”

"You didn’t think to ask?" Swindle questioned.

"Yeah, because it’s so normal to have a predacon for a companion? Of course not! We only just found out any of ‘em were still alive!"

He couldn’t deal with this right now. “We’ll discuss this later,” Onslaught said, ending the argument. 

Without waiting for any responses, the Combaticon leader made his way towards the newcomers, his team trailing behind.

badboyblades:

weaimtomaim:

Swindle: Are you quite sure?

Blades: Swindle, don’t you have some poor mech to screw over and take all their hard earned credit? 

Swindle: It was merely a question, no need to get defensive and try to change the subject.

roadwaydanger asked: The stunticon boredly scanned various frequencies and whatever open comm links he could find. That's when he found an all too familiar one. A wild grin spread across the insane mech's face. The one thing he loved almost as much as tearing up the streets was messing with others and causing them trouble. "Well, Well, well. If it isn't the combaticons. I thought you guys would've died by now." He laughed.

roadwaydanger:

weaimtomaim:

Oh.

OH.

This was one of the few Decepticons that had contacted them, and this was also of the ones they had never wanted to hear from again.

"Ride, gee, can’t say I’m glad to hear your voice," Swindle said. "Though, I was under the impression your lot was dead. Don’t remember seeing you get on the Nemesis." 

"Unless you’re the only freak left," Vortex added. "Which, hey, let us know where you are and we’ll be sure ta take care a that for ya."

Wildrider could practically see them just smiling and exchanging looks. They enjoyed harassing him as much as he did them. But the fact that they ganged up on him made him all the more defensive. 

"I stopped contactin’ them long ago." He waved a servo in the air to dismiss the question. Not that they could see. Motormaster was still being an aft

The fact that they thought he cared made him burst out in a manic laugh. “You guys are a lot dumber than I thought! When have any of us ever showed we cared about anyone but ourselves?”

Swindle smirked, “Which was why we were so deeply concerned about this new development we thought had formed. A Stunticon caring about his teammates?”

"Never heard a such a thing," Vortex said. "Well, maybe Breakdown, but he was always kinda… y’know."

"Mhm. But those Aerialbots are pretty chummy with each other, aren’t they?"

"Like ya wouldn’t buh-lieve."

"Bet you lot could a learn a thing or two from them," Swindle said, addressing Wildrider. "I’m sure they’d be more than happy to help."

weaimtomaim asked: ☠- an angry text

roadwaydanger:

roadwaydanger:

[TEXT] YOU SON OF A GLITCH. I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, SWINDLE. I KNOW YOU GOT THOSE HUMANS TO STRIP OFF MY RIMS AND WHEELS WHILE I WAS TAKING A RECHARGE NAP. I WILL FRAGGIN’ END YOU. END. YOU. AND YOU TELL YOUR BUDDY VORTEX I’M GOING TO RIP HIS ROTORS OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP BOTH YOUR AFTS. DO YOU KNOW HOW PERSISTENT THOSE FLESH BAGS ARE WHEN THEY EXPECT YOU TO PAY FOR FIFTY PIZZAS YOU DIDN’T ORDER??? AND IT WASN’T LIKE I COULD JUST DRIVE AWAY BECAUSE YOU KNOW, MY FRICK FRAGGIN’ WHEELS ARE GONE. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[TEXT] Whatever you just read. Wow…you guys are stupid. You just let the protectobots know you’re comin’ so they can set traps for you? Real smart. And I’m shakin’ in my struts. 

[Text:V] WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, SET TRAPS OVER THE WHOLE FRAGGIN’ WORLD?

[Text:S] No need to worry about us, Ride. We can handle the little Protectobots. You just worry about those Aerialbots, alright?

roadwaydanger asked: ✌ - Drunk/drugged text

roadwaydanger:

weaimtomaim:

[Text:V] yknow yor a fraggr right

[Text:V] hate youan ur whooooole team

[Text:V] s OMtems

[Text:V] somtimes i w ish screeechy left us in th box so i woldnte ven hafta nno u exIST 

[Text:V] JUTS FRag off wil lya

[TEXT]: No, no, you’re just too stupid to think

[TEXT]: And if anyone fra- WHAT?

[TEXT]: THAT WAS YOU? YOU LITTLE GLITCH. I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH IT. 

[TEXT]: AND THEN IM GOING TO DUMP YOUR AFT ON SOME HUMAN BASE.

[Text:V] haahHAhaahahaHhahaha 

[Text:V] hooks stil msd toe betreer hope u donr ned to b fixde up sooooon

[Text:V]   wAIT NO CHANgd mi nd gosee him maybe ull end uo dead

weaimtomaim asked: ✿ (( HAHAHA I'M GOING TO REGRET THIS PROBABLY ))

roadwaydanger:

weaimtomaim:

roadwaydanger:

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?” Wildrider asked, looking to the combaticon. “I’m waitin’…”

//omg Wildrider, now. what’re you doing!? IDIOT.

Blast Off:

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If you’re implying that I wished for your presence, you’re severely mistaken.

"Shut up. We both know you wanted me here. Now what’re you’re other two wishes? Chop, chop! I don’t have all day!" 

"Why would I possibly want you here?" Yeah he’s gonna waste your time, if you’re going to insist on staying.

weaimtomaim asked: ✿ (( HAHAHA I'M GOING TO REGRET THIS PROBABLY ))

roadwaydanger:

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?” Wildrider asked, looking to the combaticon. “I’m waitin’…”

//omg Wildrider, now. what’re you doing!? IDIOT.

Blast Off:

If you’re implying that I wished for your presence, you’re severely mistaken.

weaimtomaim asked: ✿

redemptiox:

Send me a ✿ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

4

     ”Of all the beautiful curves of your body, your smile is my favorite.”

flyingdisasterwaitingtohappen is in range

flyingdisasterwaitingtohappen:

weaimtomaim:

Vortex not-really-whispered to Brawl, “Which one’s Fireflight again?” 

"Think he’s the one that flies inta stuff." 

"Riiight." That certainly explained things. "Listen kid, I don’t really care if you believe it’s us or not, but I thought we already established that this call was accidental. I mean, we did ask how you got this frequency.” 

"And ya couldn’t mistake us fer someone better than that annoyin’ afthead twin?" Brawl added.

::Psht. I’m not falling for it again, you guys. I’m not stupid. Besides, Vortex totally doesn’t talk like that!::

"I-what?!"

Brawl burst out into laughter, earning him a scathing look from the helicopter. “If you know ‘im so well, what does he sound like?”

"I sound like this!!"

"No, no, I wanna hear what the jet thinks."

//wildrider might be at the top or near the top of their list after a certain comment. hahaa.

(( yeah everyone from that other list, the one of bots they hate, all of those are at the top of this list xD ))

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